The day after I found a pirated copy of FM2007 (Football Manager) in a stall and installed the game on my computer, something strange happened: Carlos Bucero, the deputy general manager of Real Madrid, came to my door with an absurd request:

“Lee, please become manager of our club!”

After careful, cautious and repeated deliberation, Comrade Li Tuan Fan finally discovered the absurd fact that everything that happens in the Football Manager game he has installed on his computer will be perfectly realised in reality without any differences…… with an incredible cheat in hand, playing unbeatable matches through the game archive, changing the database and creating as many wonders as he wants.

Countless fields of genius…… wonder, from 2006 onwards, all football regrets will be perfect!