Chapter 1: Huangshan True Monarch and 9zhou No. 1 Group – CULTIVATION CHAT GROUP – Light Novel
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Chapter 1: Huangshan True Monarch and 9zhou No. 1 Group
May 20, 2019, Monday.
The end of spring and the solstice of summer.
In this season, the temperature difference between day and night in the Jiangnan area has changed greatly. In the daytime, she wears pants and becomes a dog; at night, she shrinks into a bed and freezes into a bird.
Jiangnan University Town.
At 2:13 in the afternoon, this is when the students are in class. Song Shuhang stayed alone in the dormitory, and the computer desk was pulled to the side of the bed so that he could watch movies in various positions.
Song Shuhang does not have a hobby of skipping classes-the weather was sultry in the middle of the night last night, and in his sleep he resorted to the trick of “Shuanglong Going to Sea” and kicked the quilt. In the middle of the night, the temperature dropped sharply. Song Shuhang, who only had a pair of small pants under his body, was immediately forced. In his sleep, he groped with both hands on the bed, searching and searching, but could not touch the quilt. In the end, only shrank into a prawn shape, shivering in the midnight cold wind.
When the sun rises, Song Shuhang has become a member of the seasonal cold army.
His roommate has taken leave of today’s class for him.
Then he took cold medicine and slept until now.
The high fever has gone, and my body is still a little weak. In this state, I can’t go to class. Therefore, he can only stay alone in the dormitory and watch movies boringly.
On the screen, the progress bar of the movie is slowly advancing.But Song Shuhang didn’t see the content of the movie at all.
“Is the effect of the medicine still over, so sleepy.” He yawned, feeling a little heavy on his eyelids.
“Dididi~” At this moment, the chat software in the lower right corner of the computer is beating.
This is a reminder for someone to add him as a friend or join a group.
“Who added me?” Song Shuhang murmured. He reached out and tapped the lower right corner of the touch screen of the computer, and a prompt message popped up.
[True King Huangshan (＊＊＊＊＊＊) request to add you as a friend. ] Additional message: None.
The true monarch of Huangshan? Who, such a strange nickname?
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“Are you a classmate in the class?” Song Shuhang secretly asked, thinking of the few guys in the class who were clearly in college but were still in adolescence. If it were them, they would indeed have such a strange nickname.
Thinking of this, he clicked “agree”.
Immediately after that, another system message popped up.
[True Monarch Huangshan invited you to join the group “Jiuzhou No. 1 Group”, do you agree? ]
Song Shuhang continued to press the agreement.
“Book Mountain is under great pressure” agreed to join the”Jiuzhou No.
[You have agreed to join the group, say hello to the group friends! ] Also comes with a system smiley face.
In recent years, chat tools are becoming more and more user-friendly.
After a series of prompts popped up, Song Shuhang agreed to turn off the prompt and group chat window-he is now sleepy, how can he have the energy to care about what group he has added?
Anyway, his group setting has always been “do not prompt messages but only display the number”, chats in the group will not pop up to disturb him, only the number of chats will be displayed after the group.
After he wakes up a little bit, he can go to the chat history to find out what group he has joined, and the chat history of the members in the group will not be lost.
The eyes are getting heavier and heavier.
The movie progress bar is still moving forward tenaciously, but Song Shuhang’s consciousness is getting more and more blurred.
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In the Jiuzhou No.1 group, after seeing a newcomer join, there are diving members in the group.
Beihe scattered people: “Has True Monarch Huangshan added a new Taoist friend in? It has not been added for more than a year, right?”
There is another ID of”Su Clan’s Seven”. Reply: “Is there a new Daoist? Which district of China does Daoist come from? Which cave mansion does he practice in? Dao number? What level of cultivation is it?”
What’s wrong with this series of questions?
Almost at the same time, ID is a pop-up message from the three waves of the crazy knife: “The gender of the new Daoist? Is it a fairy? If yes, report the measurements and take a picture!”
Several people in the group twitched at the news of Qihe and Three Waves of Crazy Blade.
“Brother Sanlang, are you really a goldfish?” Beihe Sanren sighed, “Don’t die again. What if True Monarch Huangshan adds another senior to come in?”
This guy Sanlang is good at everything. He is affectionate and helpful, so he has a good popularity-that is, he likes to lipstick, and he is so deadly.
However, this guy’s low lucky value makes people ridiculous. Every time he can’t help but commit death, he always offends the senior. These seniors who are idle and painful are worried and have no fun, so they are naturally very happy to toss the joy of the three waves of the crazy knife.
“Kneel, please don’t mention the word”senior”, there is a shadow in my heart.” The three waves of the crazy knife sent a row of expressions of”tears streaming down.”
Four years ago, he offended a beautiful “senior” with this broken mouth, and was tossed so badly. The senior tossed him for a whole year and four months. You heard it right, it’s a whole year and four months! Thinking of those inhuman years, his eyes were moist.
Just as the three waves had just finished speaking, there were smirk expressions in the group one after another-unabashedly and straightforwardly gloating.
There are eight people showing online status in the group, and six of them all popped up and swiped a row of smiling faces.
“You guys gloating in misfortune, this seat remembers every one of you, don’t let this seat meet you, otherwise you must let you taste the history of this seat’s 72-way fast knife! “Crazy Blade Sanlang said bitterly. He is very confident in his sharp knife. The six guys who smirked just now, none of them are his opponents when singled out.
The Three Waves of Mad Knife have just finished talking.
There was another smirk in the group immediately. It was Su’s Aqi.
Then Su Clan’s Qi was very excited and said: “When will it be singled out?”
Obviously, Su Clan’s Aqi didn’t mean to gloat—he just wanted someone to do a fight.
“”The three waves of crazy knives suddenly withered.
Because he can’t beat Ah Qi!
He has a profound cultivation base and has reached the late stage of the 5th-Rank Spirit Sovereign. It is only two steps away from the 6th-Rank Spirit Sovereign, but he can’t beat Ah Qi.
He is quick and brutal with a 72-way sword in his hand, and he has a lightning speed, but he can’t beat Ah Qi.
He is known as the Mad Knife. When he gets crazy, he is afraid of himself, but he just can’t beat Ah Qi!
When the people in the group saw the three waves withered, there was another series of unscrupulous smiling faces.
“”This time, the Three Waves of Mad Knife could only send out a series of ellipsis depressed.
People in the group have been making noise for a long time, but they didn’t see the newcomer making a sound, and they were a little confused.
“The new Daoist is silent?” Beihe Sanren asked aloud.
Unfortunately, Song Shuhang has once again entered a semi-sleep state because of the efficacy of the cold medicine.
At this time, Su Clan’s Seven happily sent a message: “I looked at it and the new Taoist friend is called”Book Mountain is under great pressure.” Have you ever heard of a master called this name? This number sounds like a Confucian practitioner? It’s really exciting! These years, the Confucian practitioners have lived in deep seclusion, and I can’t find them. I haven’t beaten them for nearly a hundred years! Looking back! Confucian scholars are even better at fighting than Buddhism. Not only do they have a bad mouth, but they also have strong fists. They will also chant poems to add to the excitement.”
“Ahqi, I said, your expectation for new Daoists is always whether they are good or not, and how good is it? “The three waves of the mad knife said with a tearful expression. This is simply bully behavior, OK?!
“Uh. “Su’s Aqi is a little embarrassed.
Beihe Sanren smirked and said, “Could it be another”senior” who doesn’t know how to use chat tools?””
When he said that, everyone felt that the scene was very immediate?
Yes, almost four years ago, there seemed to be a person who left after a hundred years of retreat. Senior, also finally got on the chat software and was joined by True Monarch Huangshan. However, because he could not type, he did not speak.
Then, a guy named Crazy Dao Sanlang was very happy with this senior In front of me, I asked the senior to report measurements, send photos, and voice chat or something.
Then within a few days, Three Waves of Mad Sabre saw this senior with his own eyes. That’s it. A very beautiful senior, as dazzling and beautiful as the moon in the night sky.
Next, this beautiful senior tossed the three waves of crazy knives for a whole year and four months before leaving with satisfaction.
The three waves of the mad knife knelt immediately.
“Huangshan? “At this time, an ID called”Pharmacy” spoke.
An inexplicable brief message, without beginning and end.
Fortunately, the people in the group have long been accustomed to the pharmacist’s brief chat habit—he is asking where the leader of the group is True Monarch Huangshan?
The short speech is not because the pharmacist is noble and arrogant, but because he uses two-finger Zen plus handwriting for typing, which is slow. It is easy to make mistakes when there are many words, and it is extremely painful to delete, write and write. Therefore, pharmacists are used to speaking as short as possible. Over time, it has become this way of communication that cherishes words like gold.
“He went offline immediately after adding someone. I heard that his baby big demon dog ran away from home in sorrow, and Huangshan Zhenjun went after it again. It is not easy to deal with that baby big demon dog. True Monarch must be very busy now, and it is rare to take time to join the line.” Beihe Sanren replied.
“” Pharmacist.
“Then we can only talk after the new Daoist learns to use the chat tool.” Su Clan Aqi sighed. They are all preconceived and believe that the newcomers are also in the same way.
Seeing that the new Taoist friends didn’t respond, the online friends had no fun, and they all dived one after another.
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About an hour later, Song Shuhang woke up slightly.
“Remember someone added me to the group just now, it seems to be called Jiuzhou No.1 Group?” He muttered, and he clicked on the chat tool in the lower right corner and pulled out Jiuzhou No.1 group. chat window.
What kind of group is it?
Soon, the chat history from an hour ago appeared in front of him.
Song Shuhang probably took a tour.
Dao friends? Dongfu? What is the repair level?
There are seniors? True monarch? This seat? Hunting down the big demon dog?
Special vocabulary in various fairy-xia novels.
The way people in the group chat is also very interesting-half ancient, half white and not white. It gives people the feeling that modern people try to communicate in old language, but because of the failure of the old language, the way of communication is very awkward.
“哧~~” Song Shuhang laughed out loud.
It looks like this is a group built by Xianxia fans?
Oh no, this is definitely not an ordinary group of fairy lovers!
Everyone in the group has given themselves a dao name, and the place to live is called Dongfu, and the lost pet dog of the group owner will be described as the big demon dog running away from home. There are people who claim that they have not beaten a Confucianist in hundreds of years, that is to say, that person claims to have lived for hundreds of years?
Just looking at these chat records makes me feel ashamed.
“This kind of obsession has reached the level of secondary disease, and it’s a fairy tale secondary with Chinese characteristics.” Song Shuhang secretly nodded.
It looks like this is a concentration camp for the second disease patients in Xianxia!
This is his first impression of the “Jiuzhou No. 1 Group” and the members of the group.
But why did you add him to the group?
He looked at the information of Zhenjun Huangshan, the leader of the group. He was not his classmate, and he certainly did not know him.
Was it added by mistake?
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Author: 圣骑士的传说, Legend Of The PaladinTranslation: Artificial_Intelligence
