Chapter 350 Extra 2 – As I expected, my addicted comedic love failed. – EVERYONE ELSE IS A RETURNEE – Light Novel
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Chapter 350 Extra 2 – As I expected, my addicted comedic love failed.
“Uf.”
Mystic had a lot to do today. After Yu “Il” Han became a perfect Deity, her head did not hurt at all when she ruled the Earth, but now that she had free time, she had many thoughts.
Why was she born, for what purpose she lived. These thoughts, as if she were in high school, filled her head, and she could not fully do her own thing.
“Lord Earth, why was I born?”
[You were born to kill Yu “Il” Khan, who destroyed the Earth. There were no other goals or motives in your birth.]
Earth answered. Although he spoke little to others besides Yu “Il” Khan and Kim “E” Sil, he had little feelings for Mystic as she arose from him and could not completely ignore her when she was so worried.
“Then you really made me without hesitation.”
[I had one clear goal, but after that I didn’t want anything from you, whether you succeed or fail. Now that everything has been decided, you just have to live as you see fit.]
“I don’t understand at all what it is life.”
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As Earth said, she was born exclusively to kill Yu” Il “Khan. She was killed by him without even being able to do anything, and after that she was revived by him, lived a new life, but could only support Yu “Il” Khan, and no longer knew what to do. In the end, she looked like a newborn baby in this matter.
[Nobody knows what life is. Even if you ask Lord Yu “Il” Khan, you probably won’t hear anything good.]
“Now I can’t go to the owner. The owner really values me. He may deny it himself, but he really loves his creations, especially after he became God. To be honest, I’m a little uncomfortable.”
[Are you afraid that you will fall in love with him?]
“I don’t know what love is. And more…”
There was someone who came to her mind after the word love. At first, she just liked to fool around, exchange lines, since they were in terrible situations, but after some time, her emotions changed to something completely different.
“It’s like… my heart skips every time I see it, and I get irritated for no reason. I know this is unusual. Why is that? We weren’t friends. Isn’t that too unexpected?”
[What are you saying.]
The earth mocked her.
[There is nothing that can be accurately explained. Are you trying to explain the whole world? We just have to accept it. We just have to follow the flow. We’re just moving forward… And that’s life.]
She didn’t know why she was born. She didn’t know where to go. She just had to go somewhere, anywhere, and do whatever she wanted. She would be confused if she didn’t know what this means, or what it would entail. Isn’t that what Mystic had in mind?
[The reason you’re serious about this snake, no? Just don’t deny your feelings, and don’t run. Just take it as it is.]
“If Lord Earth were me…”
[I’m not you.]
Earth mercilessly interrupted her question… Then he added.
[I can’t help you, so why don’t you ask someone who suffers from these emotions for help? ]
“…. Exactly. Okay, I’ll ask them.”
Mystic stood up. She clutched the straw hat she had received from Yu Il Khan and went to someone who could help her.
****
“Hmm, this is a difficult question.”
Karina Smithson thought. The handsome boy was grabbing Mystic’s finger with his fingers.
“Kyayaya!”
“Do you know something about love, Nick?”
“Probably our the child does not know anything yet.”
Karina stroked Nick’s hair and spoke.
“This is going to be a very subjective story. Will you be okay, Mystic?”
“Of course. I want to get as much data as possible.”
“Then… actually, when I first saw this person, I thought, that he’s the craziest bastard ever.”
Michael Smithson was a man full of stubbornness and greed, narcissism, pride in his clan, country, and even felt that everything, other than his own purposes, is a mistake.
“However, over time, the environment began to change him. First, we entered into an alliance because we had a common enemy. But he was in despair, trying to maintain this union. And even though he was arrogant, he remained a gentleman. He cherished those who were near him, and over time, this distance began to expand.”
Probably a lever for this change served as love for Kang “Mi” Rae – thought Karina. His acceptance of others began to expand after someone came into his field of vision from outside.
“Because he wanted to see others, he had to accept himself as he was in the eyes of other people, and as a result, he became a little humble. I was the one who watched this process the closest. I think he was a really stupid person, but I was disappointed with myself, because I realized that I was like him, and I liked watching him grow… and then I was stuck in a cycle where he became the center of my thoughts and admiration.”
“Mm.”
Hearing her, the Mystic naturally compared her own situation with this one. Karina smiled as she finished the story.
“I saw myself in him, and that is why I felt emotions in myself when he looked at me when it changed. Mystic, do you have it too?”
“I, I.”
Thinking about Orochi, she felt like a furry inside. Orochi and Mystic did experience many changes while acting with Yu “Il” Khan. They mocked each other, sometimes relied on each other… and in the process, the Mystic developed new feelings.
“Thanks for answer. I think this is a great recommendation.”
“Mystic.”
“Yes?”
“When it comes to this…”
Karina blocked both of Nick’s ears, and whispered Mystic. Hearing her, Mystic’s face turned red.
“Okay?”
“Y-Yes.”
Like a rusty robot that hasn’t seen oil for centuries, Mystic left the room in a rigid pose without even bending her knees, and I just dragged my left leg, then my right. Karina giggled at her disappearing back and stroked Nick. He looked just like Michael Smithson, and maybe even a little more adorable.
The mystic started looking for the next one, and it turned out to be Uriel… By the way, she was with Gabriel.
“Where is Kim” E “Sil?”
“She went to Il” Khan with two great news.”
“Great news?”
When the Mystic tilted her head, Gabriel nodded and spoke.
Il Khan will have a brother.”
“…”
The mystic narrowed her eyes and looked at Gabriel, then at Uriel next to him, who was stroking her belly, with a happy face.
“You are the worst…”
“This is a misunderstanding, Mystic. We will have a wedding soon.”
Kim” E “Sil has already been married a long time ago. Regardless, they were going to have another wedding with Uriel. She wanted to wear her wedding dress again and all that.
Of course, Gabriel didn’t mind, and Uriel was already happy that stood nearby.
“How did he suggest it?”
“You are my wings… sorry, I’m just kidding. I said sorry.”
“Uriel.”
The mystic classified Gabrielle as potential Yu” Il “Khan, and simply ignored him before looking at Uriel.
“How could you fall in love with such a person?”
“Do you really need a reason to fall in love?”
Uriel replied. The only conscience of the former Five Great Archangels, with an angelic smile.
“I liked it very much. Whenever he hurled me into Heaven, whenever he was tormented by the future he saw, whenever he sighed at the broken logic of Luciel, and Michael, whenever he gave orders, taking care of people…”
“Don’t say such things in front of the person himself. Uriel.”
Gabriel was embarrassed, but Uriel’s smile only grew wider
“I can say this at any time. After all, love is not an embarrassing emotion at all. This is the most blessed, brightest, and most beautiful emotion. She came to me without my knowledge, and when I realized this, she was already controlling me. Of course, there are people who avoid this emotion, but I wanted to continue to love him, and this became possible.”
“For tens of thousands of years?”
“There was not a minute that I did not do this. But… yes, even if my feelings changed, I would not regret it. I would not be unhappy to wait for him.”
“….”
“So don’t be afraid, Mystic.”
Uriel held out her hand and rubbed her cheeks, teasing her a little while giving her confidence.
“Your feelings are not something to hide, but something to show. Do not be afraid of the future, do not lose faith in yourself, and take everything as it is. That’s enough.”
“Accept, yourself…”
Mystic nodded her head tensely. Although she couldn’t sympathize, since Uriel had lived for countless years, the truth was that her words hit the very heart.
“Thanks for help. I will go. Oh, congratulations on your pregnancy.”
“This time I want a daughter. One son is more than enough for me.
“I want a son, Gabriel. A son who will be like you.”
“Hiii, I don’t want another Il “Khan!”
Thinking that she should tell Yu “Il” Khan about what Gabriel said, Mystic left and went to the garden. She was going to calm down and think about everything she was told, but someone was already there.
“Oh, Mystic.”
Kang Ha Jin.”
“Of course, this is not the first time we meet, but still, it’s a little inconvenient.
Kang “Ha” Jin smiled a little, but Mystic just snorted.
“Little was said about you at all.”
“Yes, but somehow I managed to achieve a higher existence, though I have no talent at all.”
Kang” Ha “Jin honestly confessed. As he said, his life has nothing to do with battles at the moment.
Since he was with Yu “Il” Khan when the worlds merged into one, he turned the business when others were just adapting to the new world. He started a railroad business that would connect all regions of the Earth. Even if there was the word “railway”, in fact, everything was done with the help of Yu “Il” Khan. The rails were incredibly strong and pretty much immune to the environment, and a train that could go anywhere in this world! Naturally, Yu “Il” Khan helped a lot, and the business was going great.
Perfect security, perfect speed, and the name ” Cooperation with God “! He became the leader of a large corporation, and even his father, Kang Chan, was unable to do anything after he returned to Earth.
Yu “Il” Han was also a co-CEO, but he didn’t do anything public, so Kang “Ha” Jin was practically leader.
“Even if in our opinion, you are also famous as a master on Earth, aren’t you?”
“I’m getting married soon. My father wanted me to marry a Korean girl, but that’s not what I want.”
Lepina was a world that survived 3 Great Cataclysms, and they were among those who joined Earth through the Recovery Trap… Daughter-in-law Kang “Ha” Jina was the only daughter of the Emperor of the Lepine Empire.
“Of course, this is a political marriage. Most likely, this will not be the only marriage.”
“You… loved Na “Yu” Well, right?”
“Yes.”
Kang “Ha” Jin confessed. And Mystic asked.
“Does it hurt?”
“Of course. But, one day I realized that it was too late to do anything. This is why I hid my feelings. There seem to be people out there who can easily do this, while others have difficulty doing this, but luckily I’m one of the first.”
He looked rather distressed for someone who was telling the truth. She was not able to comfort him, so she just stayed where she was, but Kang “Ha” Jin decided to tell her a little more of his story.
“I think I had a chance to get her. However, I was too slow, arrogant, and eventually lost her. No, maybe even after that I remained arrogant. I was the only person who was close to Yu “Ne, but, most likely, she considered me an ordinary friend, and brother of Mi” Rae.”
“Mm…”
After her marriage, Na “Yu” Na became even more beautiful. The point is not that the smile never left her face, but rather because Liera and Na “Yu” Na were goddesses whose strength corresponded to love and beauty. The more time they spent with their husband, the more beautiful they became.
Mystic thought about exactly when Na “Yu” Na decided to forget about Kang “Ha” Jin, but it was all pointless.
“Mystic.” p640>
Yes?
that the time has come, go ahead so as not to be left alone with your regret.”
Kang” Ha “Jin spoke. His words came from the heart.
“Otherwise, it might be too late, no matter what others think of you and whether you get you are the answer you desire. Even if things go wrong, you will feel better.”
The mystic took his advice.
“Yes, good… and Na” Yu “Na, most likely, you didn’t like even for a second! So don’t think too much about it!”
“I know you idiot. I just wanted to show off a little.”
Kang” Ha “Jin snorted and turned around. After receiving an answer, Mystic ran out without hesitation. The place she went to is an airy city. There were children who lost their parents in the Great Exile.
“There, rather!”
“Yes, great master!”
Orochi took care of them. He directed the education and teaching of children along with others, and the children called them “great teachers.”
“Orochi!”
“Mm?”
Orochi noticed Mystic’s presence in the middle of training and turned around with an annoyed expression. His expression seemed to indicate that he would now begin to annoy him even more, because the Mystic smiled.
“The general point is that the brighter the person asking the master smiles, the more annoyed he will be…”
“Orochiiiii!”
Mystic threw back her straw hat. Everything in the world stopped for a moment, but believing that Yu “Il” Han would take care of it, she concentrated all her magic at her feet and hit the ground with them.
“You idiot, kids can’t handle the waves from mana yet… !!!!?”
Then she nailed Orochi to the ground and smacked her lips against him. This is what Karina taught her! She drained Orochi’s soul with a strong kiss that lacked some technique, and screamed at him after the sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo glad source length kiss. I love you!”
“E-This idiotic woman. Why the hell are you saying so suddenly… hhaaa!?”
“Kyayayaya!”
“He’s embarrassed! Great master of confusion!”
There was noise. Not to mention the children who were trained, even the children inside the houses ran out to look at it. Orochi tried to resist, but the Mystic completely restrained him with her strength.
“Let’s get married!”
“Keeping order! There is a limit to being so unexpected…!”
“Let’s get married!”
“Kyayaya!”
“” Whistle “! So cool!”
Orochi desperately used his magical powers in an attempt to escape the Mystic. Nevertheless, the Mystic had already set a goal for herself, and she looked like she would not give up.
“Don’t run away anymore and answer me, you damn snake head!”
“What did this woman eat such… haa, shiiii.”
Looking at her serious expression, Orochi became thoughtful. Even if he knew about it before, but she did not know how to read the mood at all. It wasn’t even bad at the moment.
“Orochi, please?”
“…uf.”
despite this, he did not hate her. Love is a rather strange emotion. Perhaps even God cannot explain it properly. Oh yes. God was Yu “Il” Khan, wasn’t it. Shit. Orochi put his thoughts into speech.
“I don’t want to.”
“What!?”
The mystic despaired, as if she were a leader who accidentally destroyed his country. Orochi added.
“I still don’t know what love is. So… why don’t we start by getting to know each other.”
“… You’re an idiot! IDIOT!”
Mystic sobbed and attacked Orochi again. He was barely able to take her blows properly, feeling the gaze of everyone around him, and took a deep breath.
Over time, they will understand their feelings to each other.
It is at this moment that a pair of Snake x Mansion will be born.
[Author’s Notes]
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