Chapter 144. It’s time to introduce yourself – FFF-CLASS TRASHERO – Light Novel

Chapter 144. It’s time to introduce yourself

Is my attribute a human?

I am a spirit that used to be a human. But if my attribute is human, it seems like nothing has changed since I was reborn as a spirit.

Have I been shown to a transcendental skill that I barely improved?

– Damn fantasy world!

They are wrong if they think that the simple-minded Hero will just ignore it.

I will repay you for this insult a hundredfold!

The First Spirit, hearing my displeasure, sat on my head as if it had been a reserved seat and said:

– I’ll try to explain. Fire spirits specialize in fire, and have absolute control over it. Especially over its properties. They are full of feelings and ignite quickly. Don’t people call it hot temper?

– Hmm?

– You are a spirit with the characteristics of the human race, but only more outstanding than those of ordinary of people. You are not just a spirit that looks like a human.

– Features of the human race…

This means that I have limitless possibilities.

– Diversity is the main advantage, but at the same time it is also the main disadvantage of people. Because because of such a variety, both incredible geniuses and complete fools can be born. With your characteristics, you are superior to ordinary people. But it’s really unusual that your attribute is human. Although for a better understanding it is better to call it an attribute of space and time.

– This already sounds better.

To dominate space and time!

If you look at this from a scientific point of view, this is pure swindle.

But I hope this will help me escape from this wild world, where there is not even a flush toilet.

– The attribute reflects the true nature. It means that there is so much humanity in you.

– I am an extremely ordinary person.

– You think so…

I’m not learned nothing from the exhausted Elf B.

This is just a pathetic lonely woman.

– He was an idiot who hated his kind and adored big breasts. But after a while, when I was going to remarry, I realized that I could not find a man better than Elfheim. Because their skills left a lot to be desired.

I was going to learn something new from her, but she was just whining.

She told me that she regretted leaving her husband.

Thief E, who was listening to her, shouted:

– Are you the second wife of the grandparent? The head of those traitors who drove us out. It’s surprising that you are still alive, but I imagined you as a more evil woman…

– Even elves are not spared for years. Descendant of an older sister. You look like the eldest son with your caustic character.

– Kx…

Even before the enemy, Thief E cannot speak evilly.

I’m not interested in the affairs of other families at all, so I just shrugged my shoulders and headed for the exit from the gutter.

However…

– Hero. There is a shortcut.

Elf B told that there is a secret passage.

With a bitter expression on her face, she said:

– This place was built to contain the First Spirit here. So that fellow tribesmen can continue to receive the protection of spirits. If not for the help of the spirits, people would again use us as long-lived cattle. We only wanted to avoid this. But now all this is useless…

The First Spirit, lying on my head, replied:

– Are you trying to get mercy? Silesia. Perhaps I will have pity on your people if you become my faithful slave.

– Then from now on I will serve you, Mistress, – the Elf B quickly made a decision.

She, without hesitation, agreed. Just looking at this, you can understand how much she loves her people.

Elf B led us into her bedroom.

Even members of the royal family do not eat only dew. They also need to eat, sleep and relieve themselves normally.

Her bedroom was luxurious.

It was evident that she was already old, but still there was a lot of expensive furniture and decorations inside.

– Oh! Slime toilet.

– This is a tightly enclosed space, so it is difficult to deal with waste. It’s an old model, but the mucus is inside like a doctor. It also helps relieve the constipation that comes from chronic stress.

I nodded in understanding.

The mucus stimulates the sphincter, thus inducing pleasure.

But magicians do not use any mucus.

But only slime with the “Massage” skill.

Therefore it is very expensive.

– And this?

– This is… a must for women who live alone. Made from unicorn horn, so it is hygienic and safe. A! Or is it too early for this girl’s ears? Meet a good man faster. Otherwise, you will console yourself, like me, and you will fall into despair.

But despite being here, Elf B knew well what was happening outside.

That the kingdom was invaded by demons, and it is on the way to fall, that the Demon Lord deprived the Elven King of his wife, and even that the Hero lost to the Demon Lord and his companions died.

She seemed to know about all the big events.

After examining the bedroom of Elf B, we got out through a secret staircase connected to the surface.

She could not eat only moss from the stones, so periodically received food from here.

In secret.

This secret staircase has not yet been discovered due to the fact that it is connected to slaughterhouse, which the elves tried to bypass.

Because elves are not carnivorous.

Well, except for evil elves like Sylvia.

No one could find this passage in the slaughterhouse freezer.

Even spirits.

– That’s why my children couldn’t find me, – the First Spirit nodded understandingly.

Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Ether.

Because the spirits of any attributes do not like the place where animals are cut and meat and bones are frozen.

Elves usually don’t eat meat, but that doesn’t mean they can’t.

This is due to the fact that The Spirits of Ether (Souls) do not approve of this. This is the origin of a culture that has been going on for a long time.

If they know the taste of meat, they will not be able to stop.

Like Sylvia.

– In ancient times, tribesmen happily ate fish and meat. And when they led a nomadic lifestyle, so as not to starve to death, they ate everything, even insects. Then it was impossible to imagine that someone would refuse such an amount of meat. The fact that the elves can afford this, the achievement of Elfheim…

Elf B did not forget to lastly praise her ex-husband.

->Sadness: Husband entered wrong. He gave her less love just because she didn’t fit his standards. I saw a lot of dairy products in her room! She tried to create the body that her husband wanted to see.

Miss Trainee. There are things in the world that cannot be achieved with perseverance alone.

And you need to respect other people’s preferences.

– Does the owner of the slaughterhouse know your identity?

– I’m the mistress here.

– Your Highness?

Elf B smiled bitterly.

– The younger generation has some illusions about us, but in my childhood, when it was unbearably difficult, I ate cockroaches. And skinning an animal and extracting bones and entrails is a trifle matter. I had no one to leave it to, and if I gave up this business, the supply of leather to the kingdom would stop, and at the same time my livelihood.

If you look closely at her skills, then you can see “Slaughter of animals (S).”

Confirmation that she gave herself completely to this business.

– And you are diligent and viable for an elf.

– I would like to deny, but I agree that today’s children are lazy and optimistic. When the Elven King came to complain that his wife was taken by the Demon Lord… I really wanted to kill him.

The slaughterhouse was right next to the palace.

The bones and high-quality leather obtained here were sold on the market, and the meat was sold either to some regular customers, or it ended up in the stomach of Elf B.

– Hmm… Green Cakeu also needs to eat well.

He’s certainly strong, but the more the better. There is nothing wrong with feeding him meat to make him even bigger.

As Elf B said, there was a lot of loot on the kingdom’s lands, that is, the supply was large, but the demand was small.

Therefore, the meat was high quality is often used as animal feed.

What a waste…

– If such a thing, maybe we have a barbecue party?

I have a lot of dummies that I keep.

I don’t care if they even feed on stones, the main thing is that it doesn’t cause problems in the future.

Well, I was going to feed them not just to fill their bellies.

And also to get them talking.

Starting with Spirit A, I called them on queue.

The First Spirit and Elf B, who have lived for a long time, immediately recognized him.

– Oh! Manneken Pis.

– Prince of Darkness Boris!

Each of them named it differently, but it seems they both knew Spirit A.

Spirit A frowned and greeted:

– Dear Fronesis. How long will you laugh at me because of old things? Now I am an adult. And Madame Silesia. Has your life gotten better since Elfheim’s betrayal?

The next was Spirit B.

The elf hero who was the past master of the Sword Saint of Nuclon, also lived a long time. Apparently that’s why his race was written “Old”.

– Oh! Snotty boy.

– Swordmaster Silerion… Big Brother…

As expected of someone who has upgraded Sword Mastery to transcendental ZZ-rank, his nickname was impressive. Although the First Spirit called him funnier.

Spirit B said calmly:

– We haven’t seen each other for a long time, dear Fronesis. One day he wants to reunite with you.

– Once? Until we saw each other, you had more jokes. He didn’t even try to look for me, – the First Spirit reacted coldly.

But Spirit B did not change his face and continued, turning:

– Silesia. Shame of fellow tribesmen. Stupid little sister. I wanted to tell you a lot, but after one look at you, I think it is not necessary. It won’t be enough to call you pathetic at this point.

– Big brother! ..

– Until you get Elfheim’s forgiveness, don’t call me big brother.

– But he’s already…

– He’s definitely still alive. He couldn’t die so easily. Because God protects him.

Spirit B only believed in it, but Elfheim was really alive.

In the world where the Festival of Heroes is held.

Next Spirit C.

– A pair of snotty boy. Have you become a spirit too?

– Sister…

(p / p: not native, but only respectful treatment)

Spirit C in a past life was the wonderful wife of Spirit B and his faithful companion.

But now?

– Dear Phronesis, we are now strangers with Silerion. Our relationship ended when I lost my body and became a golem that cannot have children. Now I’m going to enjoy my new life with a new body.

– Oh! How good.

– I think so too. Heeh!

With a charming smile, Spirit C winked at Elf B and said:

– Be strong, Silesia. Ignore his grumbling. Only he can stir up the past and talk about old matters with his only sister whom he met after a long time? His speech and actions do not correspond to age at all!

– Sister…

– You can only repeat “sister”?

– Oh, no. Thank you.

Last Spirit D.

– The First Spirit, and at the same time His advisor, esteemed Phronesis, as well as the second wife of the Third king of the elves, Silesia, I am honored to meet you. My name is Cyriel. I am the daughter of Archangel Viruel.

– Ah! So are you his daughter?

– Nice to meet you. Cyriel.

She was not connected with them by family ties or through acquaintance, so everything ended somehow bland.

If you sum up the greetings, then…

Spirit A: Boris, the Old Prince

Spirit B: Silerion, Hero-elf

Spirit C: Former wife of Silerion, Exorcist

Spirit D: Cyriel, Angel Paladin

I didn’t learn anything of particular importance. When I want to find out some personal information, I can ask Miss Trainee.

Finally, I called Saint X and Green Cake.

– I’m Hiplia.

– Oh, that’s how.

– Nice to meet you, Miss Hiplia.

The atmosphere was awkward.

And only the summoned boy with green hair was in a good mood and, smiling brightly, introduced himself:

– Hello! My name is Ssucttok!

Whoever said hello, the First Spirit only flapped sluggishly in response.

– Wow! What a cute baby. Whose are you?

Elf B’s ​​eyes lit up.

I was sad to look at this whole picture.

The dragon, which in the future will become so great that it will terrify the whole world, is called cute…

I am worried about his future.

– He is my father!

Ssucttok proudly pointed his finger at me.

I have not recognized you as a son yet!

– Oh my God! While I was imprisoned, the genes began to work somehow wrong! – muttered the First Spirit.

– What’s wrong with me? As a child, I was also cute.

This will be confirmed by all the inhabitants of the northern continent of Fantasy. After all, even those who stubbornly denied it, at the sight of my smile, they immediately agreed.

Read Light Novel FFF-CLASS TRASHERO – Chapter 144. It’s time to introduce yourself

Author: FarnarTranslation: Artificial_Intelligence

Chapter 144. It’s time to introduce yourself – FFF-CLASS TRASHERO – Read Online Free