Chapter 212 – Oops, I forgot – FFF-CLASS TRASHERO – Light Novel

Chapter 212 – Oops, I forgot

Captain Fantasy!

The skin of this giant infant was as firm and elastic as Master Mollan”s, and the essence of dark matter, the new technique of the Demon Lord Pedonar, was concentrated in its plump hands.

On his back, he had “Captain’s Wings” resembling the wings of the First Spirit, so that he could fly freely, and the huge head frightened even the Supreme Dragon of Oblivion Noebius.

And finally…

– W-what is this?! This kid…

– Wow!

He has skills, but he doesn’t rely on them. So it doesn’t really matter.

In addition, he inherited the characteristics of the human race.

Endless possibilities.

Bitterly losing the last time, Captain Fantasy, using that experience, became even stronger!

This is human perseverance.

If you look from afar, he has the palms of a baby, but for Ssosia, who was at close range with him, his palms were a huge wall, like “Buddha’s palms”.

Captain Fantasy didn’t even need to use his best attack – headbutt.

The Infant ignored the sword emitting violet light and patted the little demoness with his plump hand.

– A-ah-ah-ah?!- shouted Ssosia, pinned to the ground.

If she were an ordinary demon, her body would have been crushed beyond recognition, but she was fine.

The clever Fantasy Captain who looks like me lit up his eyes.

And then he immediately jumped into action.

Opening his mouth, which did not even have front teeth, Captain Fantasy threw Ssosia there. And scrolled his tongue, as if sucking dragee.

He wanted to swallow it, but, as befits the Second Demon, Ssosia did not give in so easily.

Between the lips of Captain Fantasy appeared thin hand. Then another hand followed.

Then the head, and finally the face of Ssosiya with the hair spoiled due to saliva appeared.

I came closer.

– You said you were teaching me a lesson.

– Wait. I’ll do it soon. Ooh-ooh!

Ssosia made an effort to pull her body out. But no matter how hard she tried, she could not pull out anything but her hands and head.

I immediately understood the reason.

– It seems yours vile chest stuck.

Ssosia did not answer me and continued to try to get out. But no matter how hard she tried, she could not break the laws of physics.

Captain Fantasy flopped to the ground.

Judging by the high mountain ranges, this was the border of the central continent, separating it from the western one.

The mountains could not bear the weight of the child’s fifth point and collapsed, but you shouldn’t worry about it.

– Oo-oo-oo-oo?!

– Ku-ku?!

– Tro-oh-oh-oh?!

Surprised monsters of mountain ranges, seeing a cute child, immediately rushed away, not even thinking to attack…

Before that, it was noisy here, like in a market, but now only the breath of a cowardly demon was heard.

– Ha-ah-ah… ha -a-ah…

It was a completely natural biological reaction.

Captain Fantasy licked his tongue all over Sosia’s body. She seemed to want to somehow prevent this but wasn’t able to since she was stuck between his lips.

Her expression changed every second.

– Hey. How about he just swallow you?

– I can’t even get back in. The tongue of this monster continues… Ahh?!

– How rude. This is not a monster, but Captain Fantasy. This cute defender, like me in my childhood.

– I get it, so stop… Ahh!

It seems she really in a quandary.

The arms that Ssosia was waving in different directions simply hung, her gaze was defocused. And saliva flowed from slightly parted purple lips.

Her quivering body confirms that she is still alive.

– Repent while having fun with a cute child.

– O-let go… Ah-ah-ah!

– I’ll come tomorrow. And if I forget, then even later.

– Demon!

Now you take me, a fair Hero, for yours?

But my generosity has no limit.

I decided to give her time by returning when Sosia is ready to chat. After all, I have nowhere to rush.

Seeing the successors of the trading companies come, I am convinced that the Trading Republic has reached its limit.

War, economic blockade, armed protest, disunity…

Whatever I use, everything will work out.

It’s time.

– Shall we continue the unification of the central continent?

***

Realizing their weakness, the Heroes who were defeated on the western continent cleared the dungeons of Mollan’s Sacred Empire and went back to the western continent.

Their goal was to kill Shakespeare, one of the Five Disasters, but in reality they wanted to save the Princess of Darkness, Knight of Darkness and Lanuvel, whose fate was

unknown. And Alex, who became the enemy.

But if they went like this, they would have lost again.

Therefore, I gave them an angel, whom I resurrected in the Refuge of Chimeras S. Impudent The heroes wanted to take Aqua too, but I would not let them.

Because…

– Your Majesty the Emperor! If you take a woman on a military campaign, it will badly affect the morale. Besides, that woman… she’s unarmed, ” said the old commander with deep wrinkles, who had guarded the state border with the Trade Republic since the time of the Holy Kingdom.

He doesn’t care who becomes the ruler, he was not interested in politics. This honest man dedicated his whole life to protecting the border from the invasion of monsters and troops of the Trade Republic.

That’s why he talked to me like that.

– Good point, Count.

War is for men, and family is for women.

I understand that for modern people this may sound old-fashioned, but this is not Earth, but fantasy world.

There is no advanced weaponry that requires you to pull the trigger.

The main weapons are swords and spears.

The average weight of a medieval 2-meter sword or 6-meter spear is 5 kilograms, but on the continents of Fantasy they are much heavier and longer.

Because monsters live here, with which no wolves or tigers can match in strength.

Therefore, muscle strength is not an option, but a duty.

Men find it easier to build muscle than women.

But there are exceptions.

Skills help women overcome their physical limitations better than any modern weapon. You can increase your combat power without building muscle, but maintaining a beautiful figure.

This is confirmed by the companions of Heroes.

Among soldiers, knights and mercenaries dominated by men, but among the companions of the Heroes the same ratio of men and women. But these women are special, and they can be counted on one hand.

Mermaid Aqua is a good example of this.

– Then why…

– Count. This nude mermaid will lead us to victory. She looks like just an obscene fish, but in fact, her combat power is higher than that of selected soldiers and knights combined. I hate to admit it, but it’s true.

– Since you say so, Your Majesty, I dare not doubt it. Haha!

I’ve gathered an army near the border of the Trade Republic.

The victory was already a foregone conclusion.

Money is also important, but mercenaries value their lives, so whatever money they are offered, they will not will fight.

The Trade Republic is full of military goods.

But there is no food.

They did not have enough food, and this is extremely important in war. Therefore, even if we do not attack, the victory will be for the Holy Empire of Mollan.

– Wait, count. When they run out of food, they will be the first to attack. And then you will be convinced that this fish is also healthy. For the safety of refugees and deserters, wait. A! And it’s okay if information leaks out. This will only instill despair in them.

– Yes, Your Majesty.

I did not declare war.

I’m just watching my border, and to prove this, we had no armor or weapons.

It was a little uneasy about a naked mermaid, but their slippery skin was pretty good armor on its own.

This is why mermaids usually don’t wear clothes.

Two days later, the Trade Republic sent a messenger. They knew that they had no chance of success in this war.

This time it was not a merchant.

Judging by his appearance and manners, this is a young knight who has completed an elite course. For convenience, I’ll call him Knight A.

– Glad to meet with the Emperor of the Holy Empire Mollan.

– What did you want?

– Let your army retreat.

– Which army?

– Even in this situation, are you going to make excuses that everything is wrong? I’m talking about the army located on the border, “” the insolent Knight A said bluntly.

Smiling, I asked him:

– Do you think that I came to fight?

– Well…

Knight A couldn’t answer right away.

In my temporary headquarters -the apartment instead of knights and warriors had many beautiful maids. And the count looked even older than when we first met, so it only suits us.

There were many delicious food on the table. No military maps or strategic reports.

Me?

I was not sitting on a chair, but on a soft bed, massaging Aqua’s slippery body.

– I am the sole emperor of the Mollan Holy Empire. I have neither relatives nor descendants. People carry weapons with them in self-defense. So I am under the protection of my troops. Regardless of whether there is a war or not. Isn’t that right, young knight?

– You keep claiming that the army on the border is only needed to accompany you?

– I also shortened it. Isn’t that right, Count?

– It is, Your Majesty.

He has many complaints to me, but he did not live in vain for so many years. I knew that we would work together, even if we didn’t plan everything in advance.

– You are a Hero, Your Majesty. And you know how to fight well. Considering this, there are too many armed people outside.

– You speak as if you are upset that because of so many guards, it is impossible to assassinate me.

– Oh! This is not true! Our Republic for nothing…

– Shut up, child. How dare you raise your voice here. Although I look kind, but I am still the ruler of this country. So don’t be familiar.

– Do you still have something to say?

Rationale is extremely important in the world of Fantasy. And I justified all this by the fact that “I went out for a walk, accompanied by security.”

– Your Majesty, God is watching everything. If you are cruel, he will not forgive you.

Yeah. If there is no justification, you need to rely on a miracle from God.

What a familiar repertoire.

– Let’s just see whose God is stronger. If you have nothing else to say, don’t waste my time and go home.

After Knight A left, not from the Trade Republic, but from the Holy Empire sent an army to provoke us.

But I did not began to withdraw his troops.

And the next morning a preemptive strike came from the Trade Republic. No declaration of war, as expected of the savages.

– Noisy outside. Understand.

– Yes, Your Majesty.

My hot water bottle, which smelled of fish, got angry at interrupting her pleasant pastime and eliminated the entire Republic army at once.

No mercy.

And so we met a fresh morning.

The Trade Republic, which attacked without declaring war and was defeated, disappeared from history Fantasies under a flurry of criticism from other countries.

But my soul has been restless since yesterday.

– I seem to have forgotten about some important meeting… but I can’t remember which one.

Anyway, untouched by only the Holy Empire remained in the central continent of Fantasy.

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