Chapter 260. Love 2000 Years Long – FFF-CLASS TRASHERO – Light Novel

Chapter 260. Love 2000 Years Long

– It’s time to start!

The peculiarity of the ODF race is the subordination of heroes.

To escape from the world of Fantasy, you just need to absorb all the younger heroes who dare confront the former MAX-rank Hero.

– Hey hubby, do you really think it’s that simple?

– And I and didn’t say it would be easy.

I don’t know how long it will take.

I’ve already managed to absorb most of the heroes from the Elder’s house. But even that was not enough to make even the slightest hole in the system.

I can’t imagine how many heroes need to be absorbed to defeat this system.

If you think about it, the situation is not very pleasant.

But these difficulties will not stop me. Because I can’t sleep well until I hit my father-in-law, who threw his business and his cowardly daughter on me.

Sharp outbursts of anger, loss of appetite, insomnia, constipation, xerophthalmia…

Because of my father-in-law, I got so many illnesses!

– Hey! You say that you are sick, but you still have enough strength to torture your wife?

– This requires another strength.

I heard that sex drive is heightened when you are in a difficult situation.

– Don’t misunderstand my words about absorbing Heroes. There is no point in causing harm in a senseless manner. The Fantasy world system is now run by the First Angel, my aunt. If you want to take away her power, then you need to win the Heroes over to your side.

Do you need to win over these stupid Heroes?

– Explain in more detail.

– You and my aunt have an almost equal position. The Angel comes first, then the Demon Lord. You are supplying this world with Divinity and Dark Energy. Unlike your father, who was considered a criminal, you became the largest sponsor of this school.

– Ho-ho!

The biggest sponsor! Interesting title.

– Up to this point, my aunt was the only sponsor and majority shareholder, but now I have a part of the power, and in addition, you, as my husband, also became a shareholder when you began to sponsor school.

– Interesting…

Before I was kidnapped by the dastardly faculty members, I was just a student. An innocent soul who did not know anything about society yet!

Therefore, I am not good at all these promotions and the distribution of rights.

– Hi- hee hee! Drug Hero, are you a techie?

– Shut up, Spirit Addict.

Cowardly wife, continue.

– Hmm. In such a situation, the shareholders of the company can decide who will be the CEO (chief executive officer). And this is a school. And not only teachers, but also students are considered “shareholders”. But the teachers are followers of the aunt, so it will be difficult to convince them, so we will target specifically the students.

– In other words, do we need to win over the Heroes?

It’s so easy! The student knows better than the teachers what is in the soul of other students.

After all, I was a Hero in the past.

So I understand them better than anyone.

– Don’t think that everything will be so easy. As you yourself know, Divinity accompanies the Hero throughout the journey. Holy Sword, Holy, Blessing, Relic, Divine Dragon. Whether they sleep or fight, their aunt sponsors their days. On the other hand, they have a clear awareness in their heads that the Demon Lord is bad.

– I understand what you mean.

We have a long way to go.

But these difficulties cannot be compared with the 1st playthrough.

The local savages forced me, a pathetic schoolboy who could not even catch a cockroach, to kill the terrible Demon Lord.

What an unreasonable requirement.

But I was able to handle everything in 10 years!

Of course, this was not a pleasant trip!

There were times when I had to run away because I was losing to some village boy or just dropped my weapon and hid in the woods because I was afraid of goblins. I was beaten by a fragile female mercenary, after which I spent the whole day in bed, covered with a blanket.

But I did not give up until the very end…

– Hey! What is your expression?

– Yes, so… It’s just that my head is spinning from the mere thought that the teaching staff and this entire education system have made an innocent boy the successor of the Demon Lord and my insidious husband…

– This is not my fault.

– I know. This is the fault of the ruined education system.

I didn’t like it, but Ssosia and I looked at each other and smiled.

Our thoughts coincided.

***

This is obvious, but there is no dimension of Fantasy that lacks the Demon Lord.

Thanks to the eyes and ears of my spears, I was able to find out the location, plans and condition of all Heroes.

Those who have not graduated yet, of course.

For example, let’s take a look at my friend Sieg.

– This can’t be! Sylvia is my woman! She should only look at me! Why does she flirt with men of the human race, although before that she was the leader of the elves who hate people?! How could this happen?!

Unfortunately, he could not adapt to the 5th training course.

– Sir Hero, are there any -What is the problem?

– Yes! Lanuvel, listen to me. Elven Princess Sylvia is not in the slave market. She doesn’t even have perfume! And I liked the way she played with them!

– Ooh… Lanuvel would like you to come to your senses. Your strange behavior is delaying the trip.

– No! I’m fine!

Since I became the First Hero to kill the Demon Lord instead of the Elder, the world of Fantasy has changed.

But some things remained unchanged.

The Dumplings Kingdom was still located on the central continent, and the pretending to be cute Lanuvel still summoned Heroes.

But that was not the end.

On each of the 12 floors of the palace there were toilets with flush toilets, and they were not shared, but divided into male and female.

There was fresh air in the royal garden, which once smelled of ammonia, and the maids, who had finished cleaning early, sat on benches and chatted nonchalantly.

I decided to overhear a little…

– Sir Hero Sieg.

– No need for honorifics. Just call me Sieg…

– Okay, Sieg!

– Lanuvel?! Didn’t you adapt too quickly?! The Lanuvel I know was different!

– There is no time now to fantasize about buying Princess Sylvia off the black market! The Demon Lord has risen! – Lanuvel answered immediately.

– Don’t worry, Lanuvel. If I just want to, I can kill him in six years. What is more important now is that Sylvia, who hates people, just wanders the human land. This is not enough for her, so she also decided to flirt with the prince! What nonsense!

– There is nothing strange about that. Because Princess Sylvia ran away from home to marry a man.

– What?!

It was a shock for me too.

– The ruler of the elves can marry only representatives of his own race to preserve the bloodline. Because of this, there is now a psychological struggle between Prince Nasus and Princess Sylvia, in which everyone is trying to avoid the succession to the throne. Everything went to the fact that Sylvia would still inherit the throne. Therefore, as soon as she realized this, she immediately ran away from home…

It seems that now she travels through human kingdoms and seduces young princes.

Apparently the pitiful Third Elven King Elfheim completely changed the culture of his people while he ruled the kingdom.

Now they were friends with humans!

And even more than they were friends…

– This just can’t be…

My friend Sieg had an expression like the end of the world.

– Sieg, I don’t want to upset you, but if you want to marry Princess Sylvia, you must at least become a prince. Now you are just a boy who cannot control his sexual attraction at the sight of elves.

– Aren’t you too rude?!

Finally Lanuvel said something good.

Such a Hero Sieg cannot defeat me, the Demon Lord. Due to the constraints that bind those who are stuck in the regression loop.

-Race: Arch-Human

-Level: 19

-Specialization: Hero (Experience 500%)

-Skills: Male Power (Z), Interpretation (A), Sword Mastery (E), Endurance (F), Magic Power (F) …

-State: Depression

After his return, Sieg has only one transcendental skill, Male Strength (Z), but the rest of the skills disappeared and new ones appeared.

Male strength (Z) is only useful in bed. And the catch is that you have to have a woman you like with you.

Though it’s still better than no skill at all.

– Isn’t it better not to have them at all? He doesn’t even have a woman with whom he can use this skill. And the more transcendental skills, the more difficult it is to upgrade other skills to the Z-rank. Wouldn’t it be better to change all your skills and start over?

The assessment of Ssosia, who watched Hero Sieg along with the MAX-rank Demon Lord, was realistic and merciless.

Typical married lady with cruel character.

– Cowardly hubby, never improve this stupid skill. It’s already difficult for me to deal with you.

– I would not have done this, even if you had begged me.

By the way…

Sword King Alex was nowhere to be seen, who took the initial training of the Heroes into his own hands.

Where did he go?

And as if after reading my thoughts, pretending to be cute and scolding Sieg Lanuvel, she suddenly said:

– Sieg, follow me. I want to introduce you to one companion.

– If a companion… Then it’s about Alex?

– Oh?! How do you know?

– Because every time it was Alex.

I don’t know what his score was, but Sieg had an expression on his face, like a hardened Hero of B-rank.

Completely arrogant!

– Ooh… Then guess another person, – said Lanuvel, pouting because Sieg gave the correct answer.

– Another person? This is already something new…

– By the way, she is an incredible beauty!

– Beauty? Oh! So this is Sylvia!

– Oh no! Stop thinking only about Princess Sylvia, Sieg. A libertine like you shouldn’t look at her. But you’re right that she is not a human race.

As they spoke, they went outside the royal palace.

Lanuvel walked with her hips shaking as usual in different directions, and Sieg walked behind her, smiling broadly.

Where are they going?

Lanuvel and Sieg arrived at the house of some wealthy people.

A luxurious mansion with a spacious garden and a pond.

I can’t believe that Alex lives in a place like this. Because a cave is more suitable for such a savage.

– Mr. Alex! It’s me, Lanuvel! Open the door please! – shouted pretending to be cute Lanuvel.

– Hmm? What brings Miss Lanuvel here? Wait a minute. I’ll dry my hands… – immediately heard the voice of Alex from the house.

Together with the click of the lock, the door opened and appeared… Oh! My God!

– I think I’ll go blind now…

– Why? Is this the first time you see a man in an apron? You only know how to fight, so you will hardly appreciate this, but now the housekeeping guys are quite popular, – said Ssosia.

Who do you take me for?

My father often used to cook in an apron instead of his mother, who had trouble cooking… Damn!

– You just said that your Mom can’t cook?

– I’ve never said that…

– Hmm…

The cowardly wife looked at me intently.

I ignored her and looked at Alex.

The way the white apron hugged Alex’s bulging muscles looked pathetic.

I don’t know how women like such a pathetic look.

Then I looked at his Status.

-Race: Heavenly Man

-Level: 999+

-Specialization: God sword (Sword Mastery = Divinity ↑)

-Skills: Sword Mastery (G), Eternal Youth (ZZ), Love (Z), Cooking (MAX), Cleaning (MAX) …

-Status: Blessing, Happiness

Sword wielding (G), he has reached divine rank. It was a shock to me, but that wasn’t what caught my attention.

Eternal youth (ZZ).

Thanks to this skill, you can live long and not grow old.

And the rest of the skills, besides Sword Mastery, acted as support for the household. Almost all with MAX-rank.

– It seems that he lived without aging for 2,000 years, – concluded Ssosia, looking at Alex.

– Is this possible?

– If the skill rank is high, then nothing is impossible. Previously, the companions killed by my dad were resurrected without memory to help new Heroes.

But in the current era, where I was the main character, everything is different.

Although there were some companions who drowned in the sea due to an accident, there was no mass extermination, as in the original story.

Therefore, it is only natural that there may be such companions who resisted natural death and lived for more than 2,000 years.

But this is just a theory.

2,000 years is a lot.

May come the moment when everything gets bored and wants to retire. How to overcome this?

The answer is obvious.

– Sieg, as you know, this is Alex. And the beauty hiding behind him is another companion. Her name is Chicken. Even in ancient languages, I did not find such a word, but apparently it was called that by the past owner.

– Chicken…

Knowing the meaning of this word, Sieg made a confused expression.

It was the same with me.

What owner could give such a stupid name?

– Alex doesn’t like her real name, so he calls her Snow Woman. For your own safety, Sieg, you better call her Snow Woman too. Lady Snow Woman? Come out from behind Alex. Although Sieg looks despicable, he is God’s chosen Hero.

The same Snow Woman I know peeked out from behind Alex. And instead of hands, she waved her wings.

– Hello! As Lanuvel introduced me, I am the Snow Woman! Full name White Chicken. I like the real name the owner gave me, but Alex doesn’t like it. So call me Snow Woman. I have no hands, so Alex takes care of me.

The Snow Woman smiled sweetly, flapping her snow-white wings. Sieg, seeing her beautiful face, was fascinated.

But it did not last long.

– Khe?!

Alex, grabbing Sieg by the throat, shouted:

– Don’t stare at my wife, whom I have cared for for 2,000 years, Hero. Until I ripped out your shameless eyes.

The Sword King was a married man from the 5th year of study.

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