Chapter 345. I recognize these vertebrae! – FFF-CLASS TRASHERO – Light Novel

Chapter 345. I recognize these vertebrae!

-Race: Chaos Elf

-Level: 999+

-Specialization: Shaman (Beauty → Physical Strength ↑)

-Skills: Agility (Z), Chaos (Z), Parenting (Z), Love (Z), Charm (Z) …

-Condition : Shyness, Magic Sword, Magic Arrows

Elf K’s status hasn’t changed much from what I’ve seen in the past. But when I saw him, the memories flooded into my head.

53rd year in the world of Fantasy.

At the request of Elf K, I spent a hot night with her. And in the morning I met a teacher of basic medical knowledge.

– Have you seen the children?

– Yes, they are sleeping.

– Here’s how. Oh! Come here. There is even a room for the Hero. It is slightly worse than the S-grade apartment provided by the school, but I have tried to decorate it as much as possible so that you do not experience any inconvenience.

– Hmm.

I didn’t hesitate to enter the room.

On the wall still hung my portrait, where I was depicted with a pretty smile on my face.

… I am a righteous Hero. And I will never smile like Sieg.

Nevertheless, the interior was generally cozy.

– Do you like it?

– Quite …

– That’s good. Um … can I take your hand?

– Do what you want.

Elf K grabbed my left arm with both hands and pressed her cheek.

At this point, I could no longer deny this fact.

The two elven girls who killed Noebius carried the blood of not only Elf K, but also mine.

My God! So my kids killed my best friend?

I still don’t know the reason, but still Noebius was one of the Five Disasters, so it’s no surprise that someone was hunting him.

I fought with him myself, so I can’t blame my children.

– Elves are a race that is used to waiting, but 161 years is still a long time for me. I just clung to your hand, but my heart immediately fluttered with joy.

-… I didn’t know that you were so attached to me.

Let’s analyze this objectively.

Elf K cannot love me like a man.

She would be grateful to any man who saved her from the dungeon of angels.

Feelings of gratitude can turn into love, but it’s just impulsiveness.

Just like I liked Lanuvel at first, which in the early days of 1st playthrough I really thought was cute.

I could imagine that she would be obsessed with me for a while.

But 161 years …

This can hardly be called a simple impulsive love. Perhaps the main role in this was played by two born children.

– I am very grateful that the Hero came to me like this. Selenis and Selvenus are good kids!

-… what’s your name?

I tend to give simple nicknames to dummies that don’t matter.

I came to this method in the 1st playthrough after numerous losses and defeats.

You shouldn’t get close to someone.

The fugitive elder tried to get closer to all the beauties he met than was necessary, but I was not so omnivorous.

These connections make you weaker .

Although I am a “Hero who is ready to make sacrifices,” this is because I have nothing to sacrifice.

I have nothing to lose, that’s why I’m so strong.

– Albrora’s Waist.

– … here’s how.

It was awkward to ask after all this time, so I started looking around the room, trying to avoid her gaze.

Thalia explained:

– My name is Thalia, and my father gave the name Albrora to my mother, who was previously an unnamed slave.

– Did you inherit it?

– Yes.She was the one who lived her entire life looking only at my father. She died because she used too much divine power to protect my father.

– Elfheim was lucky.

In the fantasy world, a strong male it is natural to have a large number of females, and vice versa, a strong female can have a large number of males, like a queen bee.

But what about Elfheim?

This pathetic elf with a deplorable hobby had all the wives of strong.

The first had divine power, the second was a sinister shaman, and the third was a bodyguard and the killer.

He has an interesting relationship history.

– But I started using my mother’s name quite recently. Only 160 years old.

– Hmm? Yes, quite a bit …

I forgot.The elf in front of me, pretending to be a young maiden, is actually an ancient relic.

160 years for her is a short period of time.

– I I prayed every day, knowing that a new life was born in me. I asked for a safe delivery. Then the god really answered my prayers.

[Elf]

Now it’s clear where the twins got this divine power.

The illusion of an elven woman hovered behind Thalia.

I know who this is.

Albrora.

She is the first wife of the wretched Elven King and Thalia’s mother.

– Is this forever?

– Yes. She protects me and my children. Such is the power of the concept that an elf with eternal life always cares for his descendants. I myself am the payment for this. When my two daughters become mothers, I will become their guardian.

– Interesting.

Sitting on the soft bed, I waved at Hanjo to get her out.

Immediately her imagination flared up, causing her face to turn red. Then she hurried out of the room.

– I’ll take a look around the area for now!

– Don’t imagine anything strange.

– I wasn’t going to!

– Don’t you dare.

Because whatever you imagine it will be exactly.

***

I was careless that time.

Since I was a spirit , who cannot interbreed with other races, and Thalia was a royal elf with a very low chance of pregnancy, I decided that one night would get you nowhere.

But what was the result?

Gemini…

The most absurd miracle that could not be predicted has occurred. It’s hard to believe in it, even if it was someone’s interference.

So now I’ve always used the “ring of luck.”

– What a nasty ring.

– It’s very important.

– But I liked it anyway.

-…

A grinning Talia helped me get dressed, and I went downstairs.

– Hoo-hoo-hoo p

The pitiful humming in the morning got a little early

– Why are you so happy?

– Ah! Hero. Today is a happy day!

– Oh, here’s how.

Elfheim stood in the kitchen in an apron with a joyful expression.

Cutting something on the table, he said:

– Would you like to ask why?

– No .

– Haha! Brave Hero, don’t be shy. On this day, my two granddaughters were born, not like my daughter!

– I see.

– Remember what I told you in the past ?

– No.

– I told you about my dream. That the greatest elf queen will be born with a big soul and the same breast, who will save the elf race and lead everyone behind her. As soon as I woke up, I felt like eating salmon like today. I said that this is a sign that I will become a good grandfather. And I became one.

– Yes, there was something like that.

There are not many grandfathers in the world who wake up early in the morning to cook salmon for their granddaughters.

– So you remember?

– Then you said that you would put your granddaughter on your knees and do something strange.

– Not strange. I said that on their birthday, elves all over the world whispered their names. As I have promised. Stories like these can help children develop self-esteem.

– Oh, yes.

– Ha ha! Every day is full of happiness. As promised, when entering the civil service, candidates must give names – Selenis and Selvenus.

– You really did it!

(p / n: all dialogue goes back to chapter 150)

The elves who completely trusted this pathetic guy and weren’t exterminated are truly amazing.

Or are other elves too incompetent?

In any case, this is beyond my understanding.

– Two children are truly a miracle. And they are already larger than those of the mother. I’m talking about unripe fruits in the garden. Do you know what’s even more amazing? I don’t know why, but they are pure, not mixed! I’m talking about seeds planted in the garden.

-… call a spade a spade.

– You need to be careful. Once, when I was walking along the road, holding my granddaughters by the hands, I was distracted by huge fruits.Because of this, I listened to the story of my granddaughters. As soon as I saw their faces, I felt that all the fruits of the world fell from the branches. I wonder if this is what the end of the world will look like when it comes.

I rolled my eyes and sat down at the table.

– Grandpa ~ I’m hungry ~

– Grandpa! And I! And me!

Two girls appeared in the kitchen, a little like their mother, if you do not take into account what was below the neck.

– Hmm?

– Huh?

Our gazes met.

Although they are twins, it was not difficult to distinguish them.

I recognize these vertebrae.

The girl whose cervical spine resembled mine is the older sister Selenis, and the girl whose lumbar spine resembled mine is the younger sister Selvenus.

Two children at the table were also examining me.

[Retribution ]

[Sestra ]

[Elf]

And gradually increased the level of strength.

I would like to grab the spine and have a serious talk, as was the case with Haris, but there are two of them.

Besides, this “Retribution” bothered me.

This force that destroyed Noebius was a threat to me too.

I’m unlikely to lose, but then it will be difficult to keep my promise not to destroy the planet.

In addition, I am now trying to find the pretending to be cute Lanuvel.

I should be in better shape until I get to this bitch’s spine.

– I heard you beat Noebius?

– Blackie?

– Blackie?

… I did not think that there would be an elf who would call the High Dragon of Oblivion Noebius that way, who was a symbol of fear and strength.

But this is absolutely not bad.

It is quite logical that the fair Hero has such brave daughters!

– Could you tell me why you defeated Blackie ?

– He attacked the teacher.

– He pestered the teacher.

Both the children answered at the same time.

– What kind of teacher?

– They talk about me … Kheh ?!

My hand immediately reacted to the voice that came from behind me.

This is the teacher of basic medical knowledge.

– The teacher ?!

– Teacher ?!

Two surprised children jumped up from the table. However, they were in no hurry, because they were afraid that the teacher would be injured.

Was that about her they were talking about?

The teacher who gave me the lucky ring.

She said she would become my personal teacher if the faculty made a mistake.

– At least warn about your appearance.

I slowly loosened my grip on her neck.

– Oh … I thought you’d notice. But apparently you were too passionate about your daughters?

-… why are you here?

– I keep my promise to you. Kang Han Soo, who gets along well with the new headmaster, does not need my training, so I take care of your children. I was the one who cut the umbilical cords of Selenis and Selvenus.

– Ah!

Looks like I got prejudice because of Professor Morale.

Mathematics, history, chemistry, biology, physical education, gardening, sociology, swimming, home economics, fine arts, music, geography, acting …

Not all teachers are stupid.

But because of the likes of Professor Moral, I despised them all.

The teacher said:

– Selenis, Selvenus, say hello. This is the dad you wanted to meet for so long.

– Dad?

– Daddy?

Thalia and the teacher often talk about me?

Because the daughters were not very surprised.

The teacher added:

– Feel free to say hello to Dad!

– Ah, hello.

– Good morning …

Two daughters straightened their backs and smiled brightly at me.

I decided to reciprocate, showing the smile of a fair Hero.

– Dad is glad to see you. Even though I’m late, I’m glad you were born so healthy.

I’m happy.

Two daughters inherited more than just a spine.

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I heard the teacher sigh.

– This smile cannot be corrected …

What? Isn’t that cute?

These are the smiles of fair twins with good posture.

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