Chapter 422 – Reorganization – FFF-CLASS TRASHERO – Light Novel
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Chapter 422 – Reorganization
– Ha-ah…
– Carrot teacher, are you okay?
– Ha-ah…
The carrot teacher, disappointed with the result, sighed as he looked at the carrots.
Normal carrots versus legendary romance?
The result was obvious.
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But he’s suppressed now.
– Wow! What a wonderful carrot!
The expression on the carrot teacher’s face suddenly changed after the kind words of the moral Hero.
But he turned away and chuckled.
– Nothing like that. The carrot that I cherished so much was defeated.
Just look at him.
He tried to resist the legendary metal, hard-mined in the hundreds thousands of parallel worlds, with the help of ordinary carrots grown in the field?
I would like to speak on this matter, but decided to entrust the conversation to the moral Hero, so as not to spoil the situation.
– Oh, this is not so…The Carrot Master was summoned out of the blue and fought without any preparation. You didn’t know about romance bones, did you?
– Hmm, yes.
– And not everyone has romance bones. A poor teacher like me needs your cheap power.
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– Cheap…
– Ah! Please ignore the banal adjectives!
…now I understand why the “Kindness” of a moral Hero with a beautiful body and soul had only D-rank.
She is benevolent but oblivious to details.
The Fantasy System did not upgrade her Kindness rank, but the president of the universe seemed to like it.
Even the carrot teacher seemed to regain his energy.
– Okay.If you need my cheap fencing techniques, I’ll teach you!
– I’ll study hard!
– The advantage of my techniques is that they are simple enough that you can achieve unprecedented heights with one effort, even without talent. It would be great if you could master all 628,318,530,717,986 fencing techniques that will help you cope with all situations except the romantic pillow and bones, but even a basic course with 314,159,265,358,993 fencing techniques will be enough to keep you in this world.
– But…
– If you have any questions, please don’t be afraid to interrupt me. I haven’t had students for a long time.
– Sorry…
– No, I’m serious. Do I have a displeased expression on my face?
On the contrary. He looked like he was about to cry with happiness.
He was glad he wasn’t talking to the wall.
When I was a student on Earth I have seen it from time to time.
A young enthusiastic teacher asks: “Who has questions?”
In return, however, he receives only complete silence from the sleepy, disinterested class.
Therefore, the carrot teacher was happy with any questions.
The Moral Hero grasped the point and immediately spoke to liven things up:
– Since I am also a teacher, I cannot postpone my lessons by staying here until until I have mastered 314 trillion techniques! Is there a quick course?
– Ah!I am sorry that I did not consider your situation. Then how about 1%? More precisely, the 3,141,592,653,589 technician! I call it “Fencing 3.14”.
– Khem…
The Moral Hero did not know what to say, asking me for help with a glance .
In the eyes of a sane, just person of GGG rank, 314 trillion and 3 trillion are equally absurd numbers.
I understand you, moral Hero! Please trust your fair companion!
– Ahem, carrot teacher.
– Ah! President Kang Han Soo, whose bones are full of romance, you don’t need my techniques.
– That’s not what I wanted to talk about. I have a question. According to common sense, is it not better to just perfectly master one technique and apply it depending on the situation?
– Who said it was common sense?
– Uh…
I hate being answered with a question, but I refrained and did not grab his spine.
Should I explain to him why this is common sense?
These are some extremes bordering on stupidity.
– President, listen carefully. Those who think in this way will not be able to go beyond their system on a cosmic scale. Sounds good, but during the battle of the gods, there is no time to think. Everything is solved instantly.
– Indeed…
I roughly understood the logic of the carrot teacher.
Usually:
Technique A → Situation → Reflection → Technique A +
And his method:
Technique A → Situation → Technique B
In the first case, you can think about how to apply your technique in one case or another.
All depends on time, talent and skill level.
The Carrot Teacher’s 628 Trillion Technique skipped the speculation phase, however.
No need to speculate, because you have techniques for all occasions!
…this logic makes sense.
– But carrot teacher, won’t it take time to find a suitable technique in his memory?
– President, when you have a conversation with someone, do you look for language in your memory?
– No.
– My fencing is the same.
– Really?
– I’ll give a simple example to facilitate explanation. Human language combines many words to express a variety of emotions and thoughts. But look at the dog. She barks. Is it possible to express thoughts with this alone?
– Ah…
– The common sense that the president is talking about is a dog barking.If the dog barks strongly, it will, of course, be able to convey something to the owner. And it is easier and faster than learning a language in which you have to add different words. However, simple barking has a limit. And it will never compare with the human language.
-…
I didn’t ask any more.
No matter what objections I raise, the carrot teacher will answer them without hesitation.
Not that I completely agree with him.
But I can never change the philosophy of this god.
– I don’t know if I conveyed my idea correctly. I’m confident in my swordsmanship, but my communication skills are at the dog level…
– No. It was a good lesson for me.
– Glad to hear.
I became a god all of a sudden.
We can say that it was pure luck.
Is luck a skill?
No.Skill is luck.
There are times when a person becomes stronger or changes due to a random event.
Is this a skill?
Our current abilities are the result of luck and chance, not just hard work.
– I don’t know much about divinity. I was just lucky.
It was pure luck that I, the most ordinary earthling, could climb so high.
Socially unadapted people who believe that luck is a skill will wait, humming idiotic songs like, “When will I get lucky?”
– President, you shouldn’t be shy. If one could become a god through luck alone, anyone would become one.
– It’s the opposite.
In this world a lot of people who work harder than me.
There are countless office workers who work day and night while I tinker with the spine and pelvis of a cowardly wife.
Have they become gods?
No.
Efforts alone are not enough.
– I’m lucky.
I’ve been rewarded for my efforts.
But it’s just luck.
So nothing to brag about.
– Hmm… President, there was a saying in my native place. Heaven is not for everyone. If someone is more fortunate, isn’t there a reason for that? We receive the power of heaven to help those in need…
– No!
– Hmm?
– The President of the universe gave me this power not so that I would become a volunteer providing free assistance. If so, then he chose the wrong person.
– Hmm, maybe he is.
– Today’s meeting can also be called successful. I learned a lot from the carrot teacher.
– I…
– Okay, I have to go.
Pop!
…it seems to me that I have forgotten something important, beautiful in body and soul, but it probably seemed to me.
『A certain perfect sword god continued training』
『Some kind goddess is trying to squeeze out a smile』
***
– Datura Hero! How cowardly!
– What?
– Cowardly!
-…
I don’t want to hear anything from a spirit who has been wiping his ass on someone’s head all day…
I warned her by raising my index finger:
– Spirit addict, if you don’t want me to punish you with my finger, you better shut up…
– Cowardly! Cowardly!
– Foolish spirit…
She knows the fair GGG Hero too well!
– Hee-hee-hee! But I’m surprised Pedonar turned out to be your little brother. The genealogy is so distorted that it is better not to understand it.
Indeed. My little brother was my father-in-law.
I don’t even want to think about this shocking reality, but the Spirit Addict has already expressed what I wanted to say.
– Datura Hero, I thought you’d return to my cowardly nephew. But this is the first time I see this place.
Of course for the first time, because students and Fantasy textbooks are strictly prohibited from entering here.
– This is the teacher’s room.
– I-hic?!
– What excited you so much? ?! A place that all students fear! It’s natural to be scared!
– Wow…
Looks like she picked up some weird ideas from the Failed Heroes.
This is not a scary place at all.
…although maybe it was in the past.
– Ah! Master!
– Young Ssosia?
The human embodiment of the Fantasy system, created by Ssosia.
Better known as the Goddess Fantasy.
The name of the planet is Fantasy, the name of the mother is Fantasy, the name of the artificial intelligence is Fantasy…
Isn’t it too lazy approach?
Goddess Fantasy with the appearance of a young Ssosia said:
– Since then, as the control of the system passed from Lady Fantasy to the master, I have lost all powers. Right now I’m at least cleaning the staff room so that I don’t get deleted.
– How did it happen?
– Mistress Fantasy have not been paying attention to me since she gave birth to Sidael.
– Hmm…
The cowardly wife is guilty!
– Later I will punish Ssosia’s pelvis for this.
– Pelvis?
– What? Will it be better if the spine?
– No. If I continue to communicate with the master about this, it will crash the system, so let’s get to the point. Why did you come to the shelter of the teachers you hated so much? Carry out a massacre? Destruction? Extermination?
– Why are all options reduced to murder?
– Because the probability that it is something else is only 0.27%. After all, you still have not attended the staffroom, although it has been quite a long time since you became president.
– Hmm…
I didn’t mind. Because that was a good guess.
But that’s the wrong answer.
– Even when I was a nice emperor, I solved problems myself.
– This has always been the case. You did everything alone, without asking for help from comrades and local residents. In the past, I would have given a long speech on the importance of trust, but I will refrain because I don’t want you to remove me.
– I’m upset. I thought of you as my daughter.
– You say such terrible things so easily.
– You are the one who says terrible things!
– This is a joke.
– Really?
– I’m glad. As long as you consider me a daughter, you will not remove me as unnecessary.
– Hey, who do you take me for?
– 98% demon, and 2% are the remnants of human consciousness from the bygone days.
– This is too much.
Goddess Fantasy, who spat out such rude words , hugged my left arm and said:
– Don’t be angry, daddy.
– Huh? Daddy?
– I came to the conclusion that if I call you “daddy”, the likelihood that I will not be removed will increase by 17.05%.
– …the likelihood would have been even higher if you had not said it.
– So why did you come to the staff room?
That’s a good question.
– If we really want to change the education system, shouldn’t we change the faculty?
– I understand…So you came to eliminate unnecessary teachers, how did you do it with your companions in the 1st playthrough?
– No.
Will need later to have a serious conversation with my daughter, who for some reason treats her father as a villain.
So why did I come to the teacher’s room?
Because it’s time to expand the teaching staff.
『Some truly just divine person announces the recruitment of new teachers』
『Some truly fair divine person says that the desire to teach should be passion 』
『 A truly fair divine person warns that there will be no weekends or vacations 』
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