Chapter 441. SSS-Grade Hero Savage (3) – FFF-CLASS TRASHERO – Light Novel
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Chapter 441. SSS-Grade Hero Savage (3)
Previously, the beautiful Earth was choking with smog.
But recently, the state of the environment has improved dramatically, as due to frequent invasions of aliens, the Earth has adopted more advanced technologies.
It’s a pity. Now this is no different from the dimension of Fantasy.
– Ahh!
Now my body does not need to breathe, but when in the body oxygen is coming in, I feel my train of thought is improving.
Although if you only strive for efficiency, you should use a body devoid of unnecessary internal organs and genitals.
Mollan?
Yes. Perfect body, like Master Mollan…Hmm?
– Huh?! What is the greatest creature doing on this wretched planet?!
– He came with me.
Mollan ~
– Se-e-e-ex!
I immediately remembered in whose hands he was always.
– Ssosia, what are you doing here?
– I want to ask you this. What are you doing on a planet without your parents? There isn’t a villain strong enough here to require a handsome husband to intervene.
The cowardly wife asked a good question.
I didn’t have a tracker on my body, but there were many people nearby who could tell Sosia.
Who exactly was that?
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『Some innocent goddess says she is innocent』
『A certain careless god hides behind someone else’s back』
『Some hasty demonic god whistles』
『Some evil spirit claims it was him』
『Some god distributes popcorn to suspects 』
…
Too many suspects.
In any case, Master Mollan is also here, and I was not caught for something scary, so I answered honestly:
– I want visit a famous diner.
– More than 30 years later, and this diner still exists?
– It will always exist.
– It looks like you came here blindly, without doing any preliminary research.
– Are you satisfied now?
– Yes! But since I’ve come all the way, I want to eat with you.
– As you want.
– Yes!
The gaze of a ferocious wild cat, ready to tear its prey, changed to the familiar gaze of a cowardly fox.
Clutching Master Mollan between cowardly breasts, she grabbed my hand.
– Se-e-e-ex!
– …just shut it up.
– Why?
– Se-e-e-ex?
– No. It’s okay if you don’t know.
– Let’s go!
Ssosia pulled me along, not knowing where the diner is.
She acted like an impatient child.
– And where is our son Sid?
– My aunt and mom take care of him.
– Here’s how.
Should have mentioned family because of other people who looked at us with suspicion.
This is wisdom based on experience.
This is done in order to indirectly inform them that we are a married couple, so that they do not misunderstand us.
Of course, the police are nothing to me can’t do it, but I didn’t want to make a fuss on my home planet.
Because I’m on vacation.
I want to take a quiet break and return to work with wonderful memories.
– Is this a married couple?
– His wife looks like a foreigner.
– A very beautiful woman.
– How did this man do this?
– Everything is it about money?
Nevertheless, their whispers reached my ears.
They were firmly convinced that I could not hear anything, but this is nothing for “some god” who can eavesdrop on whispers on the other side of the world if he so desires.
They made a lot of assumptions that were very rude, but I don’t think this will make Sosia smile.
– Wife, are you glad?
– Of course. This is a date. And if my research is correct, this is my husband’s first date. Right?
– That’s it!
The reason Ssosia felt so good was because she was “the first “?
I thought she had calmed down, but it looks like her hobby of focusing on the “first” has remained the same.
– Husband, me I see a lot of couples with crucian carp buns.
– This is the signature dish of the diner I wanted to visit.
Business was going well and around there have been many fakes, but they will never beat the original.
Me and Ssosia took a seat at the end of a long line.
– We’ll have to wait about an hour.
– Hmm?
The cowardly wife didn’t even pay attention to my comment.
She put her head on my shoulder and just enjoyed the moment.
– Ay!
– Huh ?!
– Ouch?! – because they looked at Ssosia with trepidation.
Poor souls…
By earthly standards, Ssosia was considered a woman of incredible beauty, but in the world of Fantasy she was slightly better than average.
But because of this, such a noise arose.
Although no.
Ssosia is considered the second most beautiful woman in the universe.
Wherever she goes.
In other words, the men who thought their girlfriend or wife was the most beautiful in the world were obsessed with the beauty of Ssosia.
– Hmm ~ ♪
– We got too much attention.
– When I was young, too much attention was unpleasant, but I resigned myself. But when I married my handsome husband, everything was different.
– How do you feel now?
– Heh hehe!
-…
Instead of answering, the cowardly wife let out a very pitiful laugh, like a Spirit-addict.
Time flew by surprisingly quickly.
New buns were made here, as if on a machine, but it was thanks to people who parted, leaving the queue.
I don’t know why, but when people noticed me and Ssosia behind them, they became uncomfortable.
Why?
– They feel like commoners with the almighty emperor behind them.
– But I’m a Hero.
What is a “Hero” in Fantasy?
This is a savior. This is someone you feel comfortable with.
But innocent souls from Earth don’t seem to think so.
– Isn’t that why that they don’t know that my husband is a Hero? There was a time when you were a sweet emperor.
– Hmm…
I decided not to think about it.
Tourists and couples gave way, and we were finally able to place an order.
The restaurant menu in my memory was simple, but over the years there have been many more options.
Strongly stimulating punoppan, stimulating punoppan, mildly stimulating punoppan…
What are these interesting additives?
While I was browsing the menu, my cowardly wife was talking to a coworker.
– Um…is this really your husband?
– Yes. Handsome, right?
– Huh? Yes! Right!
– Heh! I was lucky.
-…
For us who do not need food, food is pleasure, not a means of survival.
The stomach volume is also infinite, so you can enjoy your food until you get tired of it.
I ordered enough food for a whole crowd.
– Give me three servings of each item from the menu list, starting here and ending here.
– Would you like to pack it with you?
– No. I’ll eat here.
– So many…Ahem. Please take your check and wait.
After paying with the black card I received from the Factory in the past, I headed to a place full of memories.
I once ate punoppan here with someone.
– With someone…
The place I remember was in the corner of a diner.
It was suitable for young couples who didn’t want to draw attention.
Why did I even take this place in a dark corner on a school trip…Hmm?
– Huh?
A beautiful woman of about twenty with short dark purple hair and in a neat dress was already sitting in that place.
The way she hugged a warm a mug of coffee with both hands, it looked like a scene from a movie.
And, most importantly, I could not take my eyes off the figure of this woman, beautiful in body and soul.
Her voice was great too.
– President?
She opened her beautiful eyes wide, greatly surprised.
The only drawback I would say is that she did not address me by name.
– Miss Morale?
– Yes. Why is the president…
– I wanted to ask this…
– Well, I’m on vacation…
– I have questions for both of you.
At that moment, an ominous voice sounded behind me.
My wife, who smiled a while ago, crept up like a cold-blooded killer.
Looks like this is a crisis situation?
『A certain god is distributing popcorn』
『A certain hasty demonic god calls for an early development of events』
『Some careless god appreciated this situation』
『Some innocent goddess is agitated』
『Some divine administrator expresses regret』
…
A situation that would never have happened without the intervention of third parties.
A GGG-ranked hero who did not flinch even in front of the Demon Lord Pedonar, diligently tried to come up with a trick to overcome a serious crisis.
Ah! First, you need to buy time.
– Hey, why don’t we talk while we eat?
– Well, this somehow…okay.
– My husband decided to mention food in this situation?
-…
I don’t know which god is to blame for this, but I will definitely find out.
***
I didn’t believe in coincidences.
Some people are lucky enough to laugh at the efforts of others, but I think they paid for it in some way in their past or future life.
My luck was made possible by the grace of the president of the universe.
Since I’ve experienced this myself, I don’t believe in coincidence.
Coincidence is nothing more than a contrived trick of the writer.
That is, in real life this does not happen.
-…
-…
– Hmm. Where do we start a conversation?
-…
-…
– If you don’t want to no need to say.
A man and two women sat at some distance from each other at a round table, forming a regular triangle.
Ignorant men from Earth looked at me with envy, not understanding the gravity of the situation.
Why is Miss Moral here?
It’s definitely not a coincidence that I met Miss Moral here, who went on vacation to spend time with the man she was in love with.
– Husband, explain yourself.
Anything I say now, Sosia will find an excuse.
Therefore, you need to be careful.
– I…Mistress Ssosia, you may find it difficult to believe, but I am also very puzzled. This is the place where I once spent time with the person I was in love with…
– You want to say that we met by chance, right?
– Yes…
But Miss Moral, too, seems to have sensed that this was not a coincidence.
Because she kept looking at me.
In this situation, I should behave like a man, not like a Hero, but I have all thoughts are confused.
Gaps in memories.
These gaps have been quickly filled one by one since I met Miss Moral here.
We knew each other before we met as a student and trainee in the Fantasy dimension.
Well, Kang Han Soo.You have to say everything like a man, even if it means that you will be thrown out of the house.
– Ssosia, about the explanations…
WOMAN !
Suddenly the earth shook.
Then there was a cry from a creature uttering words that could not be understood without the ability to automatically translate all languages.
– Come out now! You killed my brother with a head like a crucian carp! If you don’t come out, I’ll turn you to dust along with this planet…
PSSS!
I did not even have time to really see the giant creature with fins that could be seen through the diner window as it turned to dust.
What was that?
『Some hasty demonic god says not to worry about it』
『Some innocent goddess said there would be no interference』
『A certain ignorant god of war quietly sat down』
『A certain god diligently fries popcorn with the taste of crucian carp』
Are you really that interested in the situation I’m in?
Anyway, this is a good opportunity because other people are distracted.
Taking a deep breath, I confessed to my jealous cowardly wife:
– I think Miss Moral is my first love.
Wasn’t there!
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