THE SNOWY PATH OF THE HEROIC BLADE Chapter 2042 : Let You Never Beg Novel
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Chapter 2042 : Let You Never Beg
Everyone in the area knows that the signboard of this restaurant is not some rare wine and wine, nor is there any attractive woman selling wine, but the old storyteller in the restaurant, Sitting alone in the center of the lobby, surrounded by wine tables.
The old man was sitting on a small stool, with a small table beside him, a gavel on the table, two or three jugs of wine, one A big white bowl, a plate of peanuts, that’s all.
After noon on this day, when all the guests at the dinner table removed the dishes and plates, and replaced them with jugs, jars, and wine bowls of various sizes, Mr. Storyteller came from the back hall. Walking out slowly, the old man was still more than 20 steps away from the table, and even before he opened his mouth, he had already attracted thunderous cheers from the entire restaurant up and down the two floors.
The old man raised his clenched fists high and greeted all directions. The loud applause in the restaurant was one after another, and it was a lively and bustling scene.
After exhausting all the bargains, the storyteller swayed his sleeves and sat on the small stool, pretending to be upright. Sitting in danger, he reached out and grabbed the gavel, knocked on the table heavily, and said loudly: “At the end of the last session, it was said that the second battle of Chapter 2 was about to be fought, and eighteen great masters of the Central Plains came together!”
The old man took it and put it away again, the gavel slammed on the table again, and the old man said in a deep voice: “The rise and fall of a thousand autumns, the military affairs are the most expensive. Think! The most thoughtful!”
At this moment, a listener raised his voice and asked with a loud laugh: “Last time, you old man was the last time. sold a bit, saying that Zhang Feilong, Zhang Daxia, who is called the Bianjing layman in the Jianghu, asked our King of Beiliang to teach us how to deal with fairies and heroes. What did the King of Beiliang say?! Let’s We’re all waiting! Guys, don’t you think so?”
In the restaurant, dozens of tables of guests all agreed. Many high rollers who put their swords on the table began to cheer, and many young rangers even whistled vigorously.
Mr. Storyteller is obviously familiar with this kind of scene. The old god poured himself a bowl of wine on the ground, snorted with relish. As a matter of fact, at the end of each storytelling, the matter of selling Guanzi shaking the burden was originally a secret technique taught by the shopkeeper of this restaurant to the old man, which whetted the audience’s appetite and made repeat customers.
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After the old man put down the wine bowl leisurely, he smiled and said, “If you don’t mention it, the old man really forgot about this, don’t worry, don’t worry. Old Master Rong said slowly! This person’s dealing with people is a matter of knowledge. If a fledgling Jianghu young hero gets to know those beautiful fairies who are high above the ground, it will be a university question. There are two kinds of fairy heroes in the world. One is Daxueping Huishan Ziyi and Jincuo Dao Zhuang owner Tong Shanquan. After all, they are few and far between. But I can’t find it, so I don’t mention how to deal with it. There is another one, um,
That’s how the King of Northern Liang taught Zhang Feilong and Zhang Da. Xia, King Beiliang and his old senior said so, you should put up your ears and listen carefully! This kind of golden and good words, after this village there is no such shop.”
Well, looking at the broken posture of the old man holding the wine bowl sideways, it is too familiar to be familiar. Now, we have to pay again.
Sure enough, there were two handsome young ladies who were selling wine in the restaurant, and they were already sitting in the gap between the wine tables. Shan came, but did not ask for money, but held a wooden board with a dozen pots of expensive wine, and did not ask anyone to buy it, whoever liked to drink would take it by himself.
When the restaurant first played this trick, no one was willing to accept the trick, but the old storyteller just couldn’t stand the old storyteller’s face and wasted no time telling the book when he didn’t bring wine. what!
Now the restaurant guests have long since seen it, and they don’t bother to care about that little bit of money. It’s not bad for this amount of money, not to mention that if you buy wine today, tomorrow he will spend money, and the day after tomorrow, he will be replaced by someone who will make a swollen face and make a fat man. The wine seller and the wine buyer are still satisfied after all.
But to say that the owner of this restaurant is really wicked, I can also think of such a bad trick to cut meat with a soft knife!
Fortunately, the restaurant is also smart enough to grasp people’s hearts accurately. This kind of thing, I know only three things, usually only the beginning once and the end once, but not annoying, over time, it has become an unwritten rule of a restaurant, and even one of the characteristics of this place.
The more than 20 small pots of wine held by the two girls were quickly taken away by the guests.
The storyteller then continued: “The northwest prince told us Zhang Daxia that it’s really fun to fight with those fake women and fairies who pretend to be fake. Yes. According to the vassal king, first of all, remember, you must not surrender before a battle, and feel that you are inferior to others, and then think that those fairies are superior! You have to tell yourself that the women in front of you are so beautiful. Moving, no matter how arrogant and cold they are, they still want to eat, drink and squat, and they also want to squat in the pit! Eating onion, garlic, fish, and meat, they are going to fart!”
The whole room was stunned at first.
Then came the applause.
These remarks really make people feel that they are only enlightened.
On the second floor, there was a smiling man lying on the fence, a little girl standing on tiptoe on the left hand, and a tiger-headed little boy squatting on the right, Both children wore a small wooden sword hanging from their waists. This man is the shopkeeper of this restaurant. He used to be the second shopkeeper here. After a few years as a clerk, he quickly sold the whole restaurant from the old shopkeeper. The business is booming and booming. It is said that the former shopkeeper who has gone to the state city to buy a house for the elderly, this year’s spring just got last year’s dividends, there is a small three hundred taels of silver! This new shopkeeper has been a big celebrity in this county town for the past two years. He is very good. He has a good relationship with many scholars who are talented and famous. Come here for a drink every other day? Other restaurants, please move these two great Bodhisattvas? No money to ask for!
A graceful and gentle woman gently approached the man, held her daughter’s tender hand, and when the man turned to look at her with a smile, She glared at him, then she couldn’t help laughing, complaining a little: “The children are listening!”
The man scratched his head, ” It’s not a bad thing, just listen to it, and Tuantuan and Yuanyuan don’t understand either.”
The little boy who was squatting at the man’s feet raised his head and said, “Father, what can’t you understand while squatting in the pit?””
The little boy glared at his mother, made a face, quickly retracted his mind, and continued to obediently watch the excitement on the first floor.
This natural wit must follow his father.
The woman lowered her voice He asked with a smile, “Could this be said by the Northwest Prince himself? Could it be that you let Mr. Liu deceive people with nonsense?”
The man smiled and said, “Did the prince in the northwest ever say that, how would I, a common man, know?” But my brother, who was in the world, really said so back then.”
The woman reluctantly said: “I heard you talk about it for so many years, but I haven’t seen him come to our place as a guest.””
The man said with clear eyes, “It will come!” No matter how good he is, he will still remember my brother. No matter how bad he is, he should come to me, not bad for him to eat, drink and sleep!
The man suddenly felt a little nervous and whispered: “Daughter-in-law, if there is such a day, then you must not dislike my brother, I will be this in my life.” something”
The woman was a little angry, “What nonsense! Am I that kind of person? !”
The man smiled brightly and narrowed his eyes, “I knew it!” Of all the women in the world, my daughter-in-law is the best!”
She said angrily, “The children are all here, and none of them look like fathers.””
The little man at the man’s feet sighed, shook his head, and imitated his father’s mantra: “It’s very melancholy right now!””
The man laughed, and the woman reached out and twisted his arm lightly, “Look, I learned from your father.” .”
The little girl said timidly, “Dad, since Grandpa Liu was drunk and said once, Tuantuan recently caught someone and asked where the ‘crotch’ was?”
This time, the woman’s strength in twisting the flesh is stronger.
The man grinned, turned around and bent over and rewarded his son with a chestnut, “It’s all a bad lesson from your young uncle! I don’t know how good it is to learn from my father!”
The little boy hugged his head, raised his head, and said aggrievedly: “Dad, when did Uncle Xiaonian come, when did he take my Daughter-in-law who hasn’t been through the door, I’ve missed my daughter-in-law many times!”
The woman couldn’t help laughing, and some wanted to be angry, but she couldn’t get angry.
(Chapter 2042: You can’t ask for 26)
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Author: Beacon Fire Show
Translation: Artificial_Intelligence
